YOU’RE AT A BAR.. I’M NOT YOUR SLAVE
1. DON’T click your fingers to get my attention. I’ve
seen you standing there.. You’ll now be the last one served.
2. You’ve had a drink before – Don’t just stand there
and ponder what to order. Other people are waiting and they know what they
want!
3. Just say “Cowboy” You DON’T need to say the Cock
Sucking part. We know what it means.
4. Its Raspberry Lemonade. Not a Fire Engine. And its
Vodka Raspberry.. Not a Flaming Fire Engine. It’s really that simple.
5. You don’t need to take a photo of every single meal
placed in front of you – this includes your water.
6. If you don’t want the stares and the whispers. CONTROL
YOUR KIDS!!!. Every single person wants your kids to SHUT THE F UP!! Its NOT a day care. Its a PUB!
7. We smile at you cos it’s our job and we get paid
too. No we don’t want your phone number and oh hell no we don’t want to come
home with you!!
8. No we won’t make it strong.. You’ll get the drink
you ordered and the correct amount. I’m not getting fired for your drunk ass.
9. Don’t be a drunk asshole. If we cut you off its because
you’re spilling your drink all over the place, you spewed in/around the toilet
and soon you’ll start a fight and no one wants that.
10. You drink a certain drink all the time - order it.
Don't just ask for a beer. Or you'll get a schooner of Gold.
11. The restaurant is closed. No we won’t make you
something in the mean time. There is a vending machine – get some crisps.
12. You spilt your drink.. No you don’t get a new one
for free.
13. SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!
14. Dont drink n Drive. If you do – You're a bloody
idiot.
15. Everyone loves Tips. Just sayin.
16. Don't say “Surprise Me” You’ll get a big glass of
water.. Surprise.
17. “Isnt it Happy Hour?” Nope.
18. We also don't care if its your birthday, your
friends birthday or your cats birthday. You're not getting a free drink.
19. Also don't care if the pub down the road has drinks
cheaper. Feel free to go there.
20. Its your turn to be served – get off your phone.
21. Don't start fights.
24. Repeat number 13!!
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